Saving the world one pizza at a time

vinebox:

That moment when the person you’re trying to cheat off of moves their arm

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

twotibsawhisker:

'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation

d0nn0:

clestroying:

When your friends are all talking about their sexual experiences and you’re just in the corner like

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IS THIS SERIOUSLY STILL GOING AROUND

clockworkvaudeville:

when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up

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This is why you weren’t in the avengers

This is why you weren’t in the avengers

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

abhorrentafro:

darryqueene:

Is this breaking bad

yes

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole